When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
kittykaterpilla said: Favorite series(es) you can think of, their genres, and a basic summary
Harry Potter - abused orphan boy discovers he has magical powers and someone tries to kill him at the end of every school year
Lord of the Rings - Ring causes problems everywhere
Hunger Games - Girl becomes an accidental and unwilling symbol of the rebellion. Rebellion ensues.
Game of Thrones - Fuck, Marry, Kill anyone and everyone. No one is safe
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Kids who can’t sit still discover they’re children of the gods. Monsters trying to kill then all the time
Heroes of Olympus - Kids become older. See above
Divergent - People can’t have multiple attributes. Must stick only to one of five choices. Or else…
Mortal Instruments - Descendants of angels killing demons. Who cares about incest? Refer to all books.
Infernal Devices - Old fashioned demon fighting. Love triangle that will keep you wanting everyone to end up with everyone.
Throne of Glass - young assassin has a secret past, king is a monster, prince is complete opposite
Lunar Chronicles - Cyborg girl, prince trying to do what is right, queen ruining everything in her path
The Selection - Have you watched The Bachelor? Just without all that kissing and stuff, they have class after all
Unwind - organ donation to the extreme
Best summaries ever.
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
And you continue the Snape face until they shut up. Or you are forced to tell them to shut up because they are missing the point.