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Hi I'm Ashleigh, teenager, Australian.  Here's my blog of completely Random stuff i found on the internet.

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via artemiscrock-west)

Parent to child at the library:

Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?

Child:

We'll wake up the books.

Parent:

That's right.

brokendildo:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

I don’t get it

brokendildo:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

I don’t get it

(Source: emedemabri, via joyfulldreams)

thetallawkwardginger:

songbard5683:

fiestyhysteria:

The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real

math

Definitely math

(via lost-boys-and-girls)

deliriousdaydreamer:

As an introvert, I don’t hate interacting with people. I love it.

In small and meaningful doses.

(via sarcatt)

dogjournal:

PIT BULL COMFORTS SICK DOGS AT THE VET - "Dominic lays with dogs as they come out of surgery, which calms them, making it much easier on the vet techs to handle the dogs as they wake up."

A Pit Bull named Dominic has earned the title of “Denkai Recovery Specialist” at the Denkai Veterinary Care Clinic in Colorado. Staff members noticed that Dominic would go to dogs who are recovering from surgery and cuddle with them. In addition to dogs, he also comforts cats also. Read more from the greeleytribune.com:

Haswell, though, remained a little skeptical. Dominic was cuddling with the new dog because he was cold, she thought.

She changed her mind later that day, when Dominic lay in the middle of a pile of dogs out of surgery and rested his head on their bodies when they cried.

The dog who cried the most got the most cuddle time from Dominic.

And she remembered the way Dominic rested his head on her neck when she had a headache.

Dominic would even cuddle with cats out of surgery, though they weren’t as receptive as the dogs.

What’s more, it made things easier on them. Dogs coming out of surgery could be wild, even aggressive, and bites were a little too common.

But when Dominic lay with them, they woke up calm, rested and happy.

Dominic now seems to understand his job. When a dog is under, Dominic waits at the foot of the door until clinic workers bring the dog out of surgery and set it on Dominic’s pillow, and he immediately goes over to rest with them.

Dominic cries and paces if another dog is crying in the clinic. He even acts irritated when Haswell rubs a dog’s body in an attempt to wake it up, as if Dominic’s saying, “Hey, I got this.”

“I’ve never, ever seen anything like this,” said Floss Blackburn, who has seen a lot as the founder of Denkai. “He’s got such a sweet heart.”

Dominic is a compassionate dog with an important job. Click here for the full story and here for more about the Denkai Veterinary Clinic. (Photos by Dan England)

(via aimmyarrowshigh)

theartistwithhairofgold:

that1girlinak:

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

THIS RUG IS DOWNSTAIRS IN OUR GARAGE RIGHT NOW!!!

my brother is a proud owner of 2 of these

theartistwithhairofgold:

that1girlinak:

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

THIS RUG IS DOWNSTAIRS IN OUR GARAGE RIGHT NOW!!!

my brother is a proud owner of 2 of these

(via perfect-endings-and-stuff)

readaroundtherosie:

image

did anyone know this book has been turned into a movie? Because I had absolutely no clue. I’ve see 0 marketing for this, but it looks incredibly entertaining! If you haven’t checked out the book yet either, you should. It’s all kinds of wonderful

abdullahassoun:

rimmii:

mabdelmaguid:

Restore your faith in humanity.

احلى بوست شفته في حياتي التمبلريه

Amazing stuff

(Source: wickedtitania, via perfect-endings-and-stuff)

FRIEND: What are you doing Friday night

ME: Working to fund my non-existent social life 

aseaofquotes:

Anne Enright, The Gathering

aseaofquotes:

Anne Enright, The Gathering

(Source: aseaofquotes, via booksandhotchocolate)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

hungrywhovianpotterheadfrom221b:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

high functioning sociopath do your research 

I was waiting for the sherlock fandom to show up.

(via faeblossom)

n0-sudden-revelations:

flatbear:

tickling-your-man-boobies:

dudewheresmycat:

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

they don’t exist

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

(via lightninganddeathsbaby)