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Hi I'm Ashleigh, teenager, Australian.  Here's my blog of completely Random stuff i found on the internet.

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fallen-weeping-angel:

lumos5000:

bowtiesarecool4:

hogwartskidsproblems:

voldemort-x:

deduction-to-seduction:

isabella-jameston:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

nosheetjohnlock:

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i love how this went full circle

I just had to scroll back up because OH MY GOD IT DID

There’s nothing more I can add to this. It’s already perfect. 

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didyousaybooks:

The images say it all my friends, it’s GIVEAWAY TIME!

You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting to do this one! I was actually planning on doing a big one at the end of my Year of Books but unfortunately I wasn’t able to do it so here I am now to celebrate everything at once!!

YES-this-is-a-giveaway is full of books I love, I read many of them last year but also a few of my other favs I’d love to share with you, because blogging here has been amazing, you’re a bunch of crazy pretty awesome bookish people and I love you guys.

What is the occasion, you wonder? Like I said, to complete my 2013  Year of Books, but also the upcoming didyousaybooks’ 3rd bloganniversary, and my actual birthday just a few days after that. OH AND THE FACT I REACHED (CRAZY!) 3K FOLLOWERS! (ahah yes I kept it from you)

How can you join the giveaway, will you ask me? EasyPeasy!

  • this is for my followers only, I’ll check if you follow (didyousaybooks)
  • there will be 3 WINNERS, they will win ONE BOOK EACH
  • books to chose from the ones above (because they are my favs and I want to shove them down your throats)
  • be ready to give me your address, I’ll ship worldwide via thebookdepository
  • so keep your askbox open. If you don’t answer me. Sorry you lose. 
  • winners will be chose via a random number generator
  • to enter, reblog mandatory. Likes will count only if you reblogged it first.
  • I’ll pick the winners JULY 28TH GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!

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“We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories.”

—   Jonathan Gottschall, from The Storytelling Animal: How Stories Make Us Human  (via ohhhkat)

(Source: revnaomiking, via yahighway)

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

(Source: 11mm, via thegirlofnovels)

tattoolit:

When I decided to get a literary tattoo, I went looking through my bookshelves to find A SINGLE favourite. I couldn’t do it. This tree includes quotes from “The Name of the Wind” by Patrick Rothfuss, “The Night Circus” by Erin Morgenstern, “Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austin, “Oh the Places you’ll go” by Dr. Seuss, “Ella Enchanted” by Gail Carson Levine, “A wind in the Door” by Madeline L’Engle, “Romeo and Juliet”, William Shakespeare, “The Time Traveller’s Wife” by Audrey Niffenegger, “Kushiel’s Dart” by Jacqueline Carey, “The Big Orange Splot” by Daniel Manus Pinkwater, “Gone with the Wind” by Margaret Mitchell and “Horton Hears a Who” by Dr. Seuss. Done by Eric Brunning  at Lotus Land Tattoo Shop in Vancouver, BC.

tattoolit:

When I decided to get a literary tattoo, I went looking through my bookshelves to find A SINGLE favourite. I couldn’t do it. This tree includes quotes from “The Name of the Wind” by Patrick Rothfuss, “The Night Circus” by Erin Morgenstern, “Pride and Prejudice” by Jane Austin, “Oh the Places you’ll go” by Dr. Seuss, “Ella Enchanted” by Gail Carson Levine, “A wind in the Door” by Madeline L’Engle, “Romeo and Juliet”, William Shakespeare, “The Time Traveller’s Wife” by Audrey Niffenegger, “Kushiel’s Dart” by Jacqueline Carey, “The Big Orange Splot” by Daniel Manus Pinkwater, “Gone with the Wind” by Margaret Mitchell and “Horton Hears a Who” by Dr. Seuss. Done by Eric Brunning  at Lotus Land Tattoo Shop in Vancouver, BC.

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actor-with-a-camera:

kizamisshack:

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annalovesherchocolate:

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divergenttributefromdisneyworld:

musicaltheatreandbooklover19:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

You Obtuse Cactus

You Absolute Peanut

You Preposterous Knitting Needle

YOU TEDIOUS WAFFLE

YOU ABSOLUTE JAR OF RELISH

YOU TEDIOUS WOOLEN SOCK

YOU ABSOLUTE DESK LAMP

YOU INCONGRUOUS CABBAGE

YOU REPULSIVE CABAGGE

(via weasleyweezies)

kamigarcia:

Love this! Back-to-school shopping in Panem. #THG

kamigarcia:

Love this! Back-to-school shopping in Panem. #THG

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monoyakura:

only——gifs:

Follow me!

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

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kittykaterpilla said: Favorite series(es) you can think of, their genres, and a basic summary

thebooker:

booksandhotchocolate:

Harry Potter - abused orphan boy discovers he has magical powers and someone tries to kill him at the end of every school year

Lord of the Rings - Ring causes problems everywhere

 Hunger Games - Girl becomes an accidental and unwilling symbol of the rebellion. Rebellion ensues. 

Game of Thrones - Fuck, Marry, Kill anyone and everyone. No one is safe

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Kids who can’t sit still discover they’re children of the gods. Monsters trying to kill then all the time

Heroes of Olympus - Kids become older. See above

Divergent - People can’t have multiple attributes. Must stick only to one of five choices. Or else…

Mortal Instruments - Descendants of angels killing demons. Who cares about incest? Refer to all books.

Infernal Devices - Old fashioned demon fighting. Love triangle that will keep you wanting everyone to end up with everyone. 

Throne of Glass - young assassin has a secret past, king is a monster, prince is complete opposite

Lunar Chronicles - Cyborg girl, prince trying to do what is right, queen ruining everything in  her path

The Selection - Have you watched The Bachelor? Just without all that kissing and stuff, they have class after all

Unwind - organ donation to the extreme

Best summaries ever.

ONE WEEK YA CHALLENGE: One Protagonist → Celaena Sardothien

"If they wanted Adarlan’s Assassin, they’d get her.
And Wyrd help them when she arrived.”

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thegirlofnovels:

To celebrate the fact that I reached 1000 followers, I’m going to do that thing all book bloggers do and host a giveaway! Now, I could write a long-winding post about how much I adore every one of you lovelies as much as Leonardo DiCaprio wants an Oscar but instead, here are the rules:

  • You must be following me. - Dry those tears, you knew this was a given. This giveaway is exclusive to VIP members only (aka anyone following me) so imagine me saying ominously that I’ll be checking. And who knows, maybe you’ll like my blog. 
  • This giveaway is international since I’ll be purchasing the book through Book Depository.
  • Reblogs and likes both count. Obviously reblog to get more entries but you don’t need me to tell you not to spam your followers (even though I just told you anyway).
  • There will be one winner chosen through a random number generator and I’ll contact you through your ask box.
  • The winner can select any of the above books of their choosing. The book will be in paperback since the economy sucks and I’m uni student so you do the math.
  • The winner has 48 hours to reply and must be willing to give me their address.
  • Giveaway will end on the 30th August Australian EST.

Good luck and any further questions can be directed here. :)    

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When people interrupt me while I’m reading

ruthieandersen:

infamoushogwartsjaguar:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

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When really, my reaction is something like:

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And you continue the Snape face until they shut up. Or you are forced to tell them to shut up because they are missing the point. 

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averypottermormon:

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

thank god for people like you who add sources

averypottermormon:

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

thank god for people like you who add sources

(via its-a-writer-thing)

booksandhotchocolate:

To celebrate Books and Hot Chocolate’s latest follower milestone, I decided to hold a mini giveaway featuring the books I’ve read and re-read so far this first half of the year :)

Rules:

  • Must be following booksandhotchocolate (this is exclusive for my followers only)
  • Reblog and like for a chance to win. You can reblog several times but please don’t spam your followers. NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS.
  • There will be three winners getting one book each.
  • Winners may choose ANY book written by any of the authors featured above.
  • Books may be hardcover or paperback but must be under $20 (Canadian dollars)
  • This will be available worldwide (wherever) The Book Depository ships.
  • You must be willing to give your shipping address away to me.
  • The winners will be randomly chosen through a random number generator
  • Keep your ask box open so I can contact you if you win. The winners have 24 hours to reply back to me via messaging (NOT fan mail)
  • The giveaway ends August 5th, 2014
  • If you have any questions ask me here (I will not answer anon questions)

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